Start-Up Job Titles

LOL at The Simpsons, S35 E04, Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story (even if the joke is a bit stale).

BE THE KIND OF FISH
THAT FALLS DOWN TEN TIMES
BEFORE IT RUNS UP THE MOUNTAIN
ON OCEAN SHOES

Job titles:

• Founder and Status Quo Demolitionist
• Chief Change Alchemist
• Purposefulness Warlock
• Braindump Magician
• Story-Telling Ninja
• Competentcy [sic] Rockstar

Business Card for Steven Jobs, VP New Product Development at Apple Computer, Inc.